Why Men Hate Lesbians...

-- Let me preface this by saying this is all in good fun and not meant to offend ANYONE! That said, here we go -- You always hear about men having lesbian fantasies, or how they thing its hot for two women to hook up. So why then, do people always use the "lesbian factor" as an excuse to hate womens basketball? I'll tell you why: because men love lesbians, as long as they're straight. I realize a straight lesbian is a total oxymoron. But what I mean is, men don't mind girls getting drunk and making out with each other, or singing songs about kissing girls, because at the end of the day, those same girls are still in the market for men. Meaning the guys still have a chance to have sex with them. But as soon as you remove the do-ability factor, the hope that he might have a chance at getting her in bed, men all the sudden are just not that interested. Random men come up to me all the time and tell me, "I could take you 1 on 1." It doesn't matter if they're 50 pounds overweight or haven't picked up a basketball since high school. For their ego to stay in tact, they need to sincerely believe its impossible to get beat by a girl. The same applies in relationships. A guy imagining another man being able to satisfy a woman better is uncomfortable. But to think a woman could do it? Now that's just downright insulting! What you men have to understand is that its not even about you. For example, if a guy I was dating came to me and said he was attracted to men, should I get mad and assume its because my sex was terrible? No, because obviously a man can offer him something very different than I can. And if that's what he wants, there is NOTHING I can do for him. Same thing! If a woman truly wants a woman, then it has nothing to do with the quality, or lack thereof, of your "lovin". Now I know its going to take y'all a little while to internalize this information. So in the meantime, here are some tips to enjoying the WNBA this summer: 1. Pay attention and appreciate the basketball being played (similar to listening to a woman with a degree from Harvard talk instead of staring at her boobs - it won't kill you, I promise) 2. Bring you daughter and her AAU teammates. You can check out our dancers while they enjoy the game (our dancers are pretty hot) 3. Come with your hot wife and enjoy watching men AND women checking her out with the knowledge that you can "hit it" anytime you want (lol) 4. And finally, fantasize about the straight players that you can still dream about doing (there are A LOT of us, and this is probably the easiest solution for you) I look forward to seeing you all at a WNBA game this summer! Opening day is June 6th. LOL

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Name my MUNNY!

Hey y'all. I'm going to resist the urge, as tempting as it is, to blog about UT losing yesterday, and instead I'm gonna let you help me name my MUNNY! This is a cute little toy I got at NBA All-Star. You can pose it, draw on it, and even add accessories like the sign mine is holding. So ya, feel free to come up with names and/or designs for my new friend. :-)

Oh, and if you want your own MUNNY, you can go to the website below.

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Our friends in the gold wrapper...

A couple days ago I was watching an ESPN story on professional athletes fathering children out of wedlock. Their “star subject” was a former NFL player that had – wait for it – 9 children by 8 different women! Uh, ya, about that. Are you freakin kidding me!?! Wouldn’t you think that after child 3, 4, or even 5, you might CONSIDER wearing a condom? And I know this is an extreme case, but it does happen, and it got me thinking...

Now I completely understand the allure of sex, and the frequency with which professional athletes are able to get it. In fact, if I was a male athlete, I’d probably be a ho too. Have you seen the women that literally throw themselves at these guys? I mean, some of them are so hot I’d wanna take them home - I’m sure my boyfriend wouldn’t mind but we’re not going there. I’m not gonna argue that all these men should be in monogamous relationships – that’s too idealistic even for me, and afterall, that’s what they made Magnums for. But what I don’t understand is why, when these men have so much to lose, are they so willing to have unprotected sex on the regular.

And the answer is: NO CONSEQUENCES. When they have a baby, they don’t lose pay or have to take time off of work, their lifestyle is altered very little, if at all, their bodies still look AMAZING, and society worships them no matter what they do. You would think the cost of all those kids would be a deterrent – the man in the story was paying $17,000 a month in child support – but when you’re a multi-millionaire and spend money like it falls out of the sky directly into your hands, even that doesn’t matter.

As a female athlete I could never make a habit of having recreational, unprotected sex without concern of seriously altering my life. For every “oops, it wasn’t planned but now I’m going to handle it responsibly” in the WNBA, there are hundreds of female athletes that take the precautions necessary to protect themselves. Maybe they don’t want to lose a year of college, or won’t have a WNBA team counting the days until their return. Whatever the reason is, we do what we have to do.

I know all the arguments in favor of the men: the women pursue and trap them, she said she was on the pill, boys will be boys, etc. And these are all valid. All I’m saying is, “to whom much is given, much is required.” If you are going to have a girlfriend in every city you play in, at least be responsible and protect yourself. Because in all honesty, these men should be praying they end up with a baby rather than something that burns, itches, or doesn’t move out of the house 18 yrs later.

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My MTV MADE episode

Here is link to the MADE episode I did for MTV. It aired a couple months ago but figured I'd post it for y'all that didn't see it. I really had fun filming it, so let me know what you think! Enjoy =)

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Ugly, Manly, WNBA Players

Ok so, I was on mediatakeout.com yesterday, and there was a post saying that one of my really good friends in the league looks like a man on the court. Now I'm not even gonna complain about the fact that male athletes rarely get judged negatively based on their physical appearance (even though its true). I realize that, fair or not, we as women are held to a different standard in terms of appearance; and I'm ok with that. I will however argue that many of us are at least as attractive, if not more attractive, than your average woman.

Lets say you were walking down the street and selected 10 women at random. Take their make-up off, put their hair up, dress them in a baggy, unflattering uniform, and make them sweat for two hours. Then see how hot they look. My guess is that you'll have a couple cute ones, some relatively average ones, and probably one or two that are flat out unattractive. Of course they are gonna look better when they are all "put together". And the same can be said for us female ballers. The only difference is that our job puts us in front of everyone all sweaty and gross, all the time.


Trust me when I say the guys that say WNBA players are ugly or manly are the first ones to try and holla when they see us dressed up and out in the club. So that said, here is a picture tribute to just a few of the hot women in the WNBA. Jen Lacy, Atlanta Dream Kristin Mann, Washinton Mystics Shyra Ely, Chicago Sky Erin Beuscher, San Antonio, Silver Stars
Ashley Robinson, Seattle Storm
Janel Burse, Seattle Storm And me of course! LOL. Chantelle Anderson, Atlanta Dream(These are JUST A FEW of the beautiful women in the WNBA, but y'all get the point)

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