Top 10 worst pick-up lines I hear on a regular basis

10. I'd love to climb that tree...

9. Baby you real cute for a tall girl.

8. You need a groupie?

7. I looooove tall women. Am I too short for you? (coming from a guy who's 5'6" in Timbs)

6. Can I be your boy toy?

5. Girl come over here and post me up.

4. Damn girl...those legs could wrap around me twice!

3. Can I just be your man on the side? You can call me when your BF ain't actin right.

2. Now you know you a tall drink of water, and I'm thirsty!

1. Hey girl come'er. Lemme take you 1 on 1.

LOL

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Scarab said March 29, 2009

Seriously?! LMAO. Wow. That's just all kinds of bad on those.
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  lol. and those aren't even the worst ones. i had to edit them for vulgarity. you'd be surprised what comes out of some peoples mouths these days. most of the time i'm just like, "what do you really expect me to say to that? like sure, i'll go in that back room with you real quick? are you serious!?!" LOL
  - RuggerDucky replied April 08, 2009
    
    I've a friend who is 6'5". When men hit on her and ask her if she plays basketball, her retort is "Do you play mini golf?" Feel free to use it as a response! :)
    - BaldEagle14 replied April 11, 2009
      
      I like that RuggerDucky.
- OldTimeHockey replied April 12, 2009
  
  look at these:
SmoovArt said March 29, 2009

OMG...A tall drink of water. Cute for a tall girl...I guess they've never seen America's Top Model.
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1way2play said March 29, 2009

you are hilarious but being so tall would you date guys that are like 6'3" or 6'4" cause they are still tall but not your height though. Im 6'3" but I would'nt even try.. it would feel weird to me but my friend that is 5'10" would definitely go in. I think shorter people are attracted to tall people because I get a lot of attention from girls who are like 4'11" and I just look like there big brother, and thats not a good look lol.......u said 5'6" in timbs they should be ashamed of themselves ha ha I think its a fetish or fantasy gotta be lmao!!!!! whew your a good blogger im so entertained right now, dying over here!!!!
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- Shanelle626 replied March 30, 2009
  
  Hey that tall guy/short girl dynamic goes both ways. Cause I'm 5ft and if I had a dollar for every 6'3'' and over dude who tried to holla, I'd have a down payment on a house! lol
- misterjimi replied March 30, 2009
  
  What? What?
- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  lol. glad you enjoyed it =) I would date someone shorter than me, but the limit is 6'3". i like to wear heels. and honestly, i usually don't. the average guy i date is around 6'8" or so. but not because I wouldn't date shorter...just because it seems to work out that way.
  - pilight replied March 30, 2009
    
    So 5'9" is out? I'm so bummed by that.
    - Chantelle7 replied March 31, 2009
      
      haha. SORRY =( can i still be your icon on rebkell? lol
jaye501 said March 30, 2009

i'm 5'8" and i've had plenty of girlfriends taller than myself.....it's all about your state of mind.....if you dwell on the height issue....then so will the woman.....if it means nothing to you then the woman will eventually be at ease with it.....especially if you carry yourself in a manner that makes it seem trivial.....
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Shaggmosis said March 30, 2009

lol at "Girl come over here and post me up". You must definitely put up with a lot of rude people.. obviously they probably deserved to get slapped!
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  that one and the 1 on 1 comment are the two i hear most often.
  - CoachScott replied March 30, 2009
    
    The post up comment is still kind of funny though. Good list!!
AlanaG said March 30, 2009

Aaaaahhhhhaha the only two pick up lines I ever get are "how tall are you?" and "what are you?" hahahaha.... Yeah you're the first dude who has ever asked me!!
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- Shaggmosis replied March 30, 2009
  
  "what are you?" haha did someone really say that?
- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  lol. "girl i don't know what you are but it looks damn good!" lmao my sis has def heard that one.
- AlanaG replied March 30, 2009
  
  hahaha "someone"? Try "lots of people." I get that ALL the time!!
  - apollokid replied April 04, 2009
    
    All joking aside...What are you? I've never dated a cartoon before, but I'm def not opposed to the idea..
HarryPotter said March 30, 2009

ive got one, "ive heard 2 balls can go into the hoop at one time"
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- BenPhranklin replied March 30, 2009
  
  haha, wow.
- apollokid replied April 04, 2009
  
  lmao Harry. Strait P-I-M-P!!!
BenPhranklin said March 30, 2009

Can I buy you a drink or would you rather have the cash? --------------------Hey there, I can't help but notice I've been staring at you for the past 20 minutes.-------------------How do you like your eggs? scrambled, poached, or fertilized?---------Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.----------------------Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. --------------

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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  lol. ya, thankfully i've never heard any of those. i think i might throw up if i did.
  - BenPhranklin replied March 30, 2009
    
    yeah I have a gang of that..... these lines actually work because it makes a girl laugh and thats what i'm all about.
SmoovArt said March 30, 2009

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me" I
ve heard that. My response was; "aaaah no, If I was looking for Mr.Right, it wouldn't be in this club. "
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mkrobcom said March 30, 2009

I'm not gonna lie, I used #2 and #10 in high school, LOL. But I have heard those from my boys in the NFL use those lines.
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deatricebsk said March 30, 2009

Chantelle girl I know exactly what you mean, I have long legs too! Don't you also get tired of when older ppl find out your a balla always wanting to play you one on one to show you their 1965 basketball skills...lol, When I was ballin in college all the old timers from my hometown always wanted to play one on one talking about how back in the day they were the bomb and all I could think about was I wish I could fold them into a basketball and throw them in the net...lol
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- rk88bulldog replied April 23, 2009
  
  DEATRICEBSK: Not trying to holla, but you are beautiful in your own right.
petrel said March 30, 2009

It's not just that they're the worst pickup lines, it's that you hear them REGULARLY that surprises me. Reminds me of an old saying: "Keep your mouth closed and let people THINK you are a fool, or open it and remove all doubt."
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OldTimeHockey said March 30, 2009

those are some good ones. a bit old but still goos.
you did miss some real bad ones

-you are the only ten-I-see
-i lost my number, can i get yours.
-did it hurt when you fell from heaven
-tell your boobs to stop looking at my eyes
--re-write the alphabet and put U and I together
-do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk around again
-want to get a pizza and F***? what you dont like pizza
-are your legs tired? you have been running in my mind all day

there are thousands of these lame lines

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hoopla said March 30, 2009

I gotta say that, being perceived as a baller definitely gets me at least a little bit more attention from the fellas. I'm kinda tall (5'10") and I used to ALWAYS wear a Chicago Sky shirt wherever I went. I always got the..."hey, I'm a big fan...can I get your autograph?" line from lots of guys. All I ever wanted to say in response was: "If you were such a big fan, you'd know darn well that I don't look like anybody on that team." But yeah, the attention was always fun :-) Sometimes if the guy is really cute, I was tempted to lie and be like, "heck yeah, I play for the Sky...what's your name and where do you want me to sign!" You ballers definitely attract some hot guys...
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  lol. ya we do! and sometimes all the attention is great! but there are other times i just wanna lay low and that is impossible. many times i find myself dressing down just so i don't attract as many cat calls. but hey, i guess there are more terrible things in the world ;-) lol
- Shanelle626 replied March 30, 2009
  
  Girl, at 5'10'' you are officially tall not kinda tall! LOL Ok, maybe not tall compared to Chantelle and the WNBA but tall compared to the general female population. I hope all you tall girls stand up straight, wear heels and work your height to the fullest. Because there's nothing worse than seeing a tall woman stooped over trying to minimize herself.
thatGAgirl said March 30, 2009

omg LOL! i get #1 all the time. seriously. in a grocery store or at work, it doesn't matter. like i'm gonna bust out and start hoopin in my heels. LOL!
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Beautifuleyes said March 30, 2009

OMG I have #1 are thous your eyes,and do they change colors. What is the race of your parents. Do you model? OMG That gets on my nervous. What difference does it make? ;lol
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- HarryPotter replied March 30, 2009
  
  then dont make screennames talking about your eyes
  - Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
    
    LOL.
  - Beautifuleyes replied April 01, 2009
    
    LOL . The point was that men need to come up with a better pick up line!!!!!!!! LOLLOL
gaucho said March 30, 2009

What are some of the best lines you've received? Being as attractive as you are I'm sure you've heard some good/clever ones too.
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  honestly, its much better to just walk up and start a regular conversation. if i'm interested we'll talk and if i'm not i'll be polite and tell you i have a BF. lol. but for real, even if you're a great guy and come at me with a terrible line i'm gonna think you're full of crap and then there's no chance.
demetairsbell said March 30, 2009

This is too funny! It also illustrates the point that folk ought to think before they speak. That line "you're cute for a tall girl" is equivalently as stupid as cats that tell a sista "you're cute to be dark-skinned". A tip for men, just be yourself, it's all we really can do.
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  ya, qualified compliments are never good.
Shanelle626 said March 30, 2009

"cute for a tall girl" Nice. Cause every woman loves a quantified comment. Think the creepiest I got was a shoe salesman who told me to ask for him next time I came in because he'd, "remember those toes". Ewww...I wish I could say that was the only time I ran into a foot fetish guy. But I have a more traumatic story that I'm not ready to talk about yet...LOL
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- BenPhranklin replied March 30, 2009
  
  eww...
eagles4ever05 said March 30, 2009

wow
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ginaonline said March 30, 2009

lmao....these pick up lines get corny & cornier....BOO
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steiny31 said March 30, 2009

This is the worst one
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
or
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Lastly

Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

HAHA
Hope all is well, all the best,
-Steiny
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DTRIK19 said March 30, 2009

Sounds like you attract some real winners! So umm shirts vs skins? haha
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  LOL
narrabeen23 said March 30, 2009

Chantelle, how bout me and you go out to dinner tonight and get to know each other and if that goes well then maybe ill make you breakfast in the morning.
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- Chantelle7 replied March 30, 2009
  
  haha. cute, whachu cookin me? LOL joking joking ;-)
McNabbFn05 said March 30, 2009

hey Chantelle, exactly how tall are you?
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- Chantelle7 replied March 31, 2009
  
  I'm 6'6"
speedwell said March 30, 2009

I'd love to climb that tree...

THAT IS AN AWESOME LINE, I can't believe you didn't like that one, haha!
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- Chantelle7 replied March 31, 2009
  
  i hear that one ALL THE TIME! lol
  - GGtheOldMan replied March 31, 2009
    
    Damn girl...you so smart....and beautiful too. What a great combination.......................Oh! Sorry!.......Is that number 11......my bad.
hockeychick23 said March 30, 2009

Hahah that was great. They honestly break out with those lines.
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six8pwrhouse said March 31, 2009

WOW!!! ya deal with some trash...but number could work if the reference to you being tall is not used....its just to obvious...and automatically places you in a category of people who they perceive as not attractive and you just fit the bill...now you go from being an cute attractive woman to a freak show that is an attractive woman...i'd like to apologize for the foolishness...HAHAHA....but what would you expect when you're uhm... a looker...
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hockeychick23 said March 31, 2009

Do they even realize how ridiculous they sound? Lol.
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GGtheOldMan said March 31, 2009

Hey girls, it's tough being a man, tryin to approach a beautiful woman. We just tryin to get a reaction or a smile most of the time. It's hard 'specially since all the original lines have already been used. Give a brother a break.
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lewii5 said March 31, 2009

at least you have a good answer when people ask you if you play basketball!
i get asked that and mutter "uh, recreationally" under my breath lol.
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lewii5 said March 31, 2009

btw, great posts lately. not the run-of-the-mill bloggin that a lot of athletes do. yours actually create discussion and that's real!
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Smooth said March 30, 2009

They don't have any home training. A woman do not want a line, they want something real. I think it still pays to be yourself. And if the woman does not go for that, then she may just be shallow and you don't need her.
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Smooth said March 31, 2009

Hey, do grils have pickup lines?
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- Chantelle7 replied March 31, 2009
  
  exactly right on your post above. and i'm sure some girls have pick-up lines...but i'm not one of them. if i want to talk to a guy i'll either wait to be introduced to him by someone else, or just walk up to him and say something like, "hey i haven't met you yet, i'm chantelle". then we start talking. haha.
tinatracy said March 31, 2009

Think of it this way Chantelle, at least they have to use some of their creativity (as lame as it is) to add the tall factor to their pick up lines, other girls are hearing lines so old their daddies used 'em back in the day, LOL
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narrabeen23 said March 31, 2009

ok lets put this to rest. fact of the matter is that a woman wants a guy that they can be themselves around. if they arent comfortable then it isnt going to work. case and point, when you ask a girl what qualities she likes in a man, the first thing she will say is "sense of humor". why? because laughter makes everyone feel more comfortable about their environment.

Having said that, DONT USE PICKUP LINES! THEY DONT WORK! women see any guys that use pickup lines as shallow and just trying to take advantage of them. instead just be polite and dont act like your only interested in her because of looks, women know right away. Just be confident in yourself, never act like you arent worthy of talking to a girl because she isnt in your league, she will pick up on your lack of confidence and immediately be turned off.

It is ok to offer to buy her a drink or something but dont act like there are any strings attached. Then try this crazy trick. ask her about herself and then LISTEN. If you listen to her then she will feel comfortable with you, and you can find common ground where you can show her more about yourself. This is the perfect time to sneak in a joke to reveal your sense of humor.

If this doesnt work then guess what? she wasnt that interested in you to begin with. so just move on. dont get down on yourself, instead look at it as "hey i met someone new that i wouldve never met before." If she is interested in you then congratulations! you just did what all them idiots hurling pickup lines couldnt.

chantelle, my offer is still open on breakfast btw...LOL jk. but seriously though, wouldnt you agree with all this Chantelle?
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- six8pwrhouse replied March 31, 2009
  
  but sometimes the cheesy description of the obvious can create a smile if done with some type of candor and/or some "sauveness" LOL ...i'm only just saying...cause all one looks for a smile to keep it going...if this is done then one will not be viewed as listed above "shallow and trying to take advantage of [the said woman]"....sometimes the point of the pick up line is for the humor involved...not saying that I agree with any of the ones that were aforementioned...but if the right person says it the right way...both parties will be able to proceed with the rest of the so called "courtin"
- Chantelle7 replied March 31, 2009
  
  narrabeen23 great points. you're totally right!
- AshHansen replied March 31, 2009
  
  Narrabeen23.. Nice work. Mate thats great. Like Ice said to Mav. "You can be my wingman anytime!" LOL
  - Wheelman replied April 12, 2009
    
    B S ! You can be mine!
shrrew said March 31, 2009

omg What is it with men and the OBVIOUS? Like a lady does not know the length of her legs or the size of her breasts. I used to respond with ' I'm impressed with your inate ability to articulate the obvious'. The ones that didn't understand would not go away thinking they had been complemented. Unfortunately the ones that did were pissed. So I quit that......
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- Shanelle626 replied March 31, 2009
  
  LOL...That's a good one; I might have to steal that!
  - shrrew replied March 31, 2009
    
    Be very careful with that. If they get angry enough they will follow you and try hurt you. Trust me on this. IIf you have a black belt in something - go for it! :) Otherwise, not a good response for your personal safety.
- tinatracy replied March 31, 2009
  
  I was meaner and would say "Way to point out the bleedin' obvious"...got rid of 'em every time!
- Chantelle7 replied March 31, 2009
  
  LOL. i'm definitely gonna use that next time some1 says, "dang you're tall". thanks! lol
  - six8pwrhouse replied April 01, 2009
    
    HAHA!!! Funny Lady!!!
- lewii5 replied April 01, 2009
  
  why is it that when a man says "she's got a nice set" it's demeaning and when he says "she's got a great smile" it's sweet and complimentary? they are both body parts, aren't they?
  and i don't think that it's fair to associate men with "obvious" comments, because when you just meet someone new it is human nature to talk about obvious things. what do two strangers who just met talk about? the most obvious thing in the world: weather. "wow it's really hot out there today" or "damn it's pouring out there" but instead of saying "no sh*t sherlock" you simply nod and agree.
kjdthebull said March 31, 2009

chantelle, its unfortunate that ladies have to listen to such unimaginative and corny pickup lines....thats just the way it is. some men are just intimidated by taller women.....fortunately for me i have been around taller women by coaching them so it does'nt bother me.
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Smooth said March 31, 2009

Hey, quit asking her out. I saw her first. LOL
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AshHansen said March 31, 2009

Nice article.. ; ) Those lines are pretty funny. ; )
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joseph000 said March 31, 2009

I dated a baller back in the day. I forgot the line I threw at her because her response was unforgettable: "I am 6 feet tall and worth the climb!" We both enjoyed our pick-up games, however, I didn't find her sexy until we got off the court (we were too competitive, I guess).
A word of advise to all of you tall women: please do not wear high heels. I am not a short man but a woman over 6 feet tall wearing Jimmy Choo's is too Amazonian. Flats can be sexy if you wear 'em right. Peace....
/ Funniest pick up line: "does this smell like chloroform?"
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- Chantelle7 replied April 01, 2009
  
  i don't wear heels all the time but some outfits just need heels to look right. i don't think i should be limited fashion wise just because i'm tall. and plus, if a guy is intimidated by me at 6'8" in heels, he'll probably feel the same way about me at 6'6" in flats.
  - Shanelle626 replied April 01, 2009
    
    Exactly. That's his issue. Wear them heels! But really girl, I gotta imagine it's not easy to find cute, feminine footwear in your size. One of my girl's wears an 11 and apparently, shoe manufacturers think she wants to walk around all day in ugly, matronly flats. Not cool.
    - Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
      
      yes, its very hard to find big shoes. nordstroms carries them. also friedmans in atlanta. their website is www.largefeet.com. i get a lot of my shoes from there. and also www.barefootess.com. they are a little expensive but have some nice stuff when it goes on sale.
- Wheelman replied April 01, 2009
  
  Your girlfriend got that line from Julie Strain, who produced a pictorial book with that as the title.
Windy12 said April 01, 2009

A cut above the rest.
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Jaleisa93 said April 01, 2009

HA THATS PRETTY FUNNY BUT
REALLY SAD LOL......:)
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njules31 said April 01, 2009

Chantelle you hit the nail on the head with these...i've heard them all and they get very very old
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Wheelman said April 01, 2009

Hey baby.......come to Butthead.
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Wheelman said April 01, 2009

Now my serious side. You and I are the same height and I dooooo have a question. Do you have a problem buying slacks with inseams that are long enough? Bane of my existence.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
  
  omg yes! the only dress pants i have ever found to fit me i bought in France when i was playing over there. they were ridiculously expensive but i had to get them bc i'd never found pants that long before.
Wheelman said April 01, 2009

Super serious side. I met my wife,on a charter bus. Desperate to meet the woman of my dreams, I sat down next to her and said, "How are you and I ever going to get married if we don`t have dinner first?" We celebrated our 26th Anniversary, last month.
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- BenPhranklin replied April 02, 2009
  
  thats awesome.... I love it
- Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
  
  lol. awww, see thats cute. i would definitely laugh at that and might actually go out with you if you were cute. =) 26 years...thats awesome!
- BenPhranklin replied April 03, 2009
  
  Wheelman you've been married for as long as I have been alive.... coincidence? I think NOT
AnonymusCoward said April 02, 2009

For those guys who want to be your boy toy, you should enslave them and make them do all your domestic chores, then throw them out afterwards -- slaveboys like that because no sex keeps the fantasy alive for them, and they'll likely come back to serve you again and again. Women actually have the advantage with men.
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smoothjb08 said April 02, 2009

ok so you dont like crazy pick-up lines. But if a regular guy like me(not famous) came up to you, lets be for real, you wouldnt even give me the time of day. Even if I didnt have a line. If I was just talking.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
  
  no, thats not true. i have gone out with "regular" guys before. if a guy is cute, charming, and genuinely confident, then i'll talk to him and see where it goes from there. oh ya, he's gotta be tall too. =)
  - Qwest336 replied April 02, 2009
    
    Hmmmm...
    Cute?
    Check.
    Charming?
    Check.
    Genuinely confident??
    Double Check
    6'5"
    
    Next time in in tha A....
    LOL
    - Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
      
      Lol.
    - HarryPotter replied April 02, 2009
      
      arent you modest
    - Qwest336 replied April 02, 2009
      
      I'm modest when necessary...when talking about myself, it's not necessary! :D
    - HarryPotter replied April 02, 2009
      
      you would be a great porn star qwest
  - Qwest336 replied April 02, 2009
    
    Don't worry...I know you still have an inch on me.
    
    I'll wear my Durangos.
    Done!
Wheelman said April 02, 2009

See, Chantelle is real. Just being on this site for hours every day chatting with us proves that. Not all celebrities are real, but there`s another side to it; security. How many want to date celebs with ulterior motives in mind?........Real people will always date other real people if the electricity is there, ....and the bodyguard doesn`t kick you into the next zip code.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
  
  well, either proves i'm real or need to do more with my time. lol. i'm kidding, i love YB. haha. but honestly, i think a lot of celebs are real. i don't consider myself a celeb but you gotta think about the status of these guys. can you imagine if millions of people were trying to be in your space and everyone you met wanted something from you? like you said, ppl have ulterior motives, and you never know. i've felt it before on a VERY small scale compared to what these guys deal with, and even that sucks sometimes. i think a lot of athletes get a bad rap for being inaccessible but really its just the product of their circumstance. once you get around them they're cool and just like everyone else.
TheOneNOnly said April 02, 2009

How about this one. "How's the weather up there, cause I make it rain down here."
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- Chantelle7 replied April 02, 2009
  
  lol. if you ever said that to me i'd give you a fake laugh and walk away. lol ;-)
  - TheOneNOnly replied April 03, 2009
    
    Well, at least you would be nice enough to fake laugh. It's definately better then a slap to the face.
    - OldTimeHockey replied April 03, 2009
      
      or a kick to the groin.
      or a knife to the chest.
      or a gun shot to the leg.
      or hit by a car.
      or thrown out a 3rd floor window.
      or.......
      you get the idea
    - TheOneNOnly replied April 03, 2009
      
      It sounds like you got that a lot.
    - Chantelle7 replied April 03, 2009
      
      gotta at least give a fake laugh rather than say what i'd really want to say. you can never say what you want to in that situations bc all the sudden you're "rude to fans" or "too good for normal people". i hate that. you get bad mouthed bc they said something stupid.
    - TheOneNOnly replied April 03, 2009
      
      That's why you bring a severely obese body guard named Juice or something to beat the crap out of those annoying fans. That way he gets the bad rap and you don't.
    - OldTimeHockey replied April 05, 2009
      
      just the groin kick. got the swing of a bat. not the knofe, gun, car thing.
    - TheOneNOnly replied April 05, 2009
      
      Wow man, you are hardcore. It seems that you still got the worst of the deal.
- OldTimeHockey replied April 03, 2009
  
  i remember the " how's the view from up there"
Wheelman said April 03, 2009

All my life I endured THE QUESTION, "How tall are you?", and it got to be old before I did. Then a tall buddy told me THE ANSWER. Most laughed when I said it, some punched me in my knees, while others just walked away.
"I`m tall enough to spit on your head and tell you it`s raining."
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- Chantelle7 replied April 03, 2009
  
  haha. ya, i don't mind the question "how tall are you?" as long as it's asked respectfully, bc some people genuinely wanna know. i hate hearing "hows the weather up there?" or when people just walk up to me and say, "dang you're tall." they definitely get the fake laugh on that one. lol.
sambot said April 03, 2009

lady, if you're ever in boston, let me know. i'm short, so we can hang and be the tree and the shrub. lol.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 03, 2009
  
  lol. sounds good!
filly4ever said April 03, 2009

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me??..

Oh, I'm sorry thats what was said to Plax that got him so excited he had premature triggering..lol!
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Wheelman said April 04, 2009

For the obnoxious and/or sarcastic, I developed a response to the tall question AND the how`s the weather bit. I would adopt a `superior air`, which was fake because I`m not conceited, and say; "I consider myself to be normal human, which of course makes all shorter people, sub-human." I would never say that to Shaq, of course.
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Wheelman said April 04, 2009

For the single who would like to be half of a pair. Treat others as you would like to be treated. Tone down the sexual innuendo, act your age, unless you`re eleven and the other is twentysomething. Respect the other completely, and don`t try to impress with things you know little about. Be a listener, be honest, be sincere, be fun and if at all possible, be yourself.
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filly4ever said April 04, 2009

..but what if being yourself is being an a**hole to others?? LOL!!
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steiny31 said April 04, 2009

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.
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steiny31 said April 04, 2009

- Steiny
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Wheelman said April 04, 2009

Comment 66:Love It!
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apollokid said April 04, 2009

Oh MY!! These sorry excuses for men are a TOTAL embarrassment to us REAL GUYS. Anyway, you wanna be the empire state building and I'll be Godzilla? Halla
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- TheOneNOnly replied April 04, 2009
  
  It's King Kong, not Godzilla.
  - apollokid replied April 06, 2009
    
    Thanks for the swift correction...I kinda would think about 99% of people understood the reference. Sorry I got my movies mixed up from decades before I was born, but hey, maybe your some sort of movie guru. I dont see many movies, unless its college film for the last 3 months. But regardless, I DEF need to catch up. I think I have about 100 movies on my "to watch" list, but unfortunately Godzilla or King Kong or whatever gorilla/dragon/dinosaur/monster combination isnt on my list of "movies to watch"
    - apollokid replied April 06, 2009
      
      **college football film** (which I have seen more than a LIFETIMES worth in the past 90 days or so) so now Im going to have to catch up on legitimate MOVIES since I've fallen so behind. And anyway, Im far from 6'3 actually a tad under 5'11, and I like shorter girls. I could never date a girl taller than me, and i could understand why Chantelle would want to date a guy who is atleast 6'3, thats being nice....6'8 is def understandable, I don't think many females would like to have their man, who is supposed to protect and keep them from harm being multiple inches shorter than she is. Esp since she likes to wear heels! Most girls who know how to dress wear heels, and they will make a 5'5 girl close to my height or taller!
    - TheOneNOnly replied April 06, 2009
      
      Godzilla is the $hit. Oh, and I highly recommend the King Kong movie that came out a couple of years ago. It kicks a$$.
Wheelman said April 05, 2009

Okay REAL GUY, you said your piece, now off with you. Go see your buds hangin` out at Rittenhouse Square.
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- apollokid replied April 06, 2009
  
  Wow...your sure quick with the wit. Can't sense sarcasm when its starin you right in the dang face huh? Thats a sure sign of intelligence. Good for you, I'm sure you need to hire a body guard to keep the ladies off of ya. Way to real the whole comment genius. hahah
Windy12 said April 05, 2009

Well we can see that Chantelle Anderson is a quality woman, let us hope that the TV stations see the same and allow her to follow the same paths as some of our other favourite sporting women, such as Sharon Davies and Janie Omorogbe, as we all like women with character as well as the looks, but not the looks wiithout the brain.
I didnt know you at all before this, but now will look out for you, as you are quality, best of luck in your career.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 05, 2009
  
  thanks! yes, i hope someone on TV pays attention too. lol
mitchtiz said April 05, 2009

how dare u not show love the "short guys". Im not postive but the average height of a guy is not 6'3 . Im sick of girls being just as judgemental as guys and getting away with it. Just because you are caring,thoughtful,sensitive
you are thought of as soft and not able to stand up and show backbone. And if you are skinny and not built with muscles you are not attractive enough and thought of sexually. I have a huge fact that every person should know so ladies PAY ATTENTION even if you are tall with big feet or big hands that does not determine a mans size down there ! I just wanted to tell you on behalf of the so called short guys "You are missing out BIG time ha ha ha. and think about if you being intimate with a smaller guy you will see better results because he has more room to work with and can attend to your needs easier. oh yeah and dont be scared to be on top we can handle it honey
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- Chantelle7 replied April 05, 2009
  
  ok dude chill. i never said anything negative about short guys. but hey, you like what you like. just like some guys prefer blondes or brunettes, big boobs or big butts, i like tall guys. and i didn't say a short guy couldn't satisfy me sexually (although i don't know and probably won't find out any time soon). i'm 6'6" and i like tall guys...call me superficial if you want to. lol
  - nidelup replied April 21, 2009
    
    Yeah "you like what you like." No one should be criticized for their personal tastes. Just like no one should be criticized if they don't happen to like the WNBA. Right, Chantelle?
- 1way2play replied April 06, 2009
  
  this dude is madd funny!!! ha ha glad im not short..whew thank u jesus!!! and I might steal comment 53 I need some new conversation starters lol
Wheelman said April 06, 2009

I`d like to add an observation here after reading 73. Before I met my wife, I dated almost every conceivable physical `type` of woman; tall, short, thin, heavy, big on top, small, flat, brunette, blonde, redhead, white, black,Oriental, Native American, and Indian. Every single one of them shared one trait in common; they all wanted to be treated like a thinking human being. I personally don`t think that there`s anything to be gained by being overtly sexual, until the relationship reaches that stage by mutual consent. But maybe that`s just me. I always thought the early stages of a relationship, talking and listening to be too special, to hurry past it. When I dated my wife, we would spend hours upon hours in her kitchen talking, and really enjoying each other`s company. Of course sex can be great, but it`s only one part of a relationship, and not necessarily the best part.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 06, 2009
  
  that is so true and i wish more men felt like that. i'm sick of guys thinking i'm a prude just bc i don't want to have sex with them on the 2nd or 3rd date.
BenPhranklin said April 06, 2009

Chantelle7 I like your posts..... but they go on forever getting comments.... I think you found a new hobby sweetheart, and you're pretty damm good at it if you ask me.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 06, 2009
  
  thank you! ya, i'm having a lot of fun doing this. def a new hobby. =)
BigTeddyBear said April 05, 2009

Hey Chantelle,
I just wanted to know what your stance is on dating big guys? I'm a big guy and I seem to attract alot of female ballers for some reason. All the way from middle school up until now. Unfortunately none of them are half as attractive as you are, but they always seem to find a way into my life. I'm a pretty talented musician too, so I guess that helps. lol.
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- Chantelle7 replied April 06, 2009
  
  most women in general want a man that they feel can protect them and even physically dominate them at times. i think a lot of female athletes, being bigger and stronger than your average woman, gravitate towards men that are bigger and/or taller that the average man for that same reason. we need someone that we feel can handle us physically, and make us feel small and protected sometimes.
  - Wheelman replied April 06, 2009
    
    I`m 6`-6", my wife is 5`-5". Your point is made and endorsed in this household.
Windy12 said April 06, 2009

Why do really big men tend to go for small women, when they would look perfect alongside a woman like you?

I used to be mates and have the occasional play around with a 6'4 stunning model, but I am only 6ft, if she put on heels she seemed to be about 7', when we werent messing around with each other but mates only, I couldnt understand why the big guys didnt go for her but did go out with 5' tall women, seemed like a logistical nightmare to me??

Have you found that Chantelle? If so what is that about??
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- Chantelle7 replied April 06, 2009
  
  i ALWAYS wonder that! i have no idea. that has always seemed like it would be extremely awkward to me. and uncomfortable in certain positions...lol
  - Wheelman replied April 06, 2009
    
    Love will find a way.
  - Windy12 replied April 07, 2009
    
    They also have mattrass problems (not rude) as you can imagine when the big guy gets on the bed the 7 stone woman rolls into the valley made in the bed!! A big really tough guy was telling me about this problem with his wife, he saw the advert with the hippo and chick on a bed and thought that was the mattrass for them but it didnt work, three mattresses later and they still had problems, I had to keep a straight face throughout the conversation or I may not have been here today!! Must be terrible if the wife follows every time you roll over!!
  - Windy12 replied April 07, 2009
    
    Exactly if it was with the love of your life, kissing at the same time would be an achievement!! But talking in a crowd or club must be difficult too!!
    - Wheelman replied April 07, 2009
      
      The secret there is, I sit on a bar stool, she stands and we`re face-to-face. The other way round IS difficult and doubly so, as I do like being the gentleman and giving her the seat.
    - Wheelman replied April 07, 2009
      
      Bad old joke about tall and short: When they were nose to nose, her toes were in it, and when they were toes to toes, her nose was in it.
stillatin said April 06, 2009

we'd look like a pair of Tall Elevens chantelle haha.
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Windy12 said April 08, 2009

chat up line? Youll do!!!
or
Are those trousers made out of Space Shuttle tiles because your ass is out of this world!
In England we have a bit of a sic sense of humour so a really bad one here would be 'get in the van'

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Madwoman said April 12, 2009

How's the weather up there? Not bad, how's it down there around my ass?
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- Windy12 replied April 20, 2009
  
  love that one!!!!!
  
  A nice one for a woman who seriously fancies a bloke and wants him has to be 'do you think these lips are going to kiss themselves??'
OldTimeHockey said April 12, 2009

how about these

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Punisher453 said April 13, 2009

damm !!!!
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